Saturday, February 21, 2009

You Can't Make It Outside The Army

Suspect has been accepted into a certain university and will soon begin preparations to learn and be a normal person and shit.

Suck it.

19 comments:

bigD said...

Woohoo!! Yeah, Suspect, congrats on being accepted into the world of higher education. College stories should be more fun than a barrel of monkees. I hope you enjoy the hell out of this new adventure. Start sharpening your pencils and buying school clothes. :P

Kelsey said...

Yay! Congratulations!!! That's fantastic! Good luck (not that you'll need it) and have a blast! College life has its own particular charm, which I think you'll appreciate.

JT said...

Congrats.
Another major adjustment- it won't all be easy. You'll 'feel' different from everyone around you--- old man in a young body----but stay connected and you will make it through this one too.

Anonymous said...

This is cool, dude. Now you're gonna get the tools to kick some serious ass!

themorethingschange... said...

Here ya go dude!

Could not be happier if you were my own son.

Well done.
~P~

Anonymous said...

Congratulations!

CB

Anonymous said...

Go to all of your classes, hand in all of your assignments on time and study for tests and you will pass.

joestump said...

Great news! My proposal is to join a fraternity, bang a bunch of sorority girls and drink a bunch of beer. Go to sporting events and take classes that interest you. College is all about exploring. Have fun!

Anonymous said...

I've been reading you for a long time and haven't commented, but I really wanted to say Congratulations! I've watched total idiots make it in the real world. Someone as talented and smart as you are definitely can too. This is just the first step.

Anonymous said...

Congrats Suspect!

Anonymous said...

Congrats and have fun! Probably not the type of fun Joestump is talking about, because lets face it, you're a big kid now. Please stay away from the sorostitutes and fratboy 'tards, and consider hanging out with all the kids who just might have something worthwhile to say.

But- enjoy it. =D

membrain said...

It's really good to read about this Suspect. All the best.

Anonymous said...

Dude! Congratulations!

Anonymous said...

So, when this university accepted you, did they know WHO they were accepting, or are you just going to surprise them. You are, after all, the goddamn suspect. :P
Congrats to you. Oh, and when you're sitting in those classes listening to blowhard professors dictate how they think the world should be, remember to give them. hell.

Anonymous said...

SGT. MCNEIL

ill trade ya. baghdad blow this time around. ive been over here for 5 months this deployment and it has slowed to a crawl. i fucking hate this place. good luck suspect, get what you can from the man.

Alex said...

Congrats! Everyone that has ETSed got the same motivational line: "You can't make it on the outside. You'll be back." Now I'm putting up a 3.75 GPA while those same guys are freezing their ass off at Yakima.

Arli said...

Now that's some good news.....congrats! Those profs have no idea what they're about to be in for! You go get it and make it yours, Suspect!

Raul said...

Just fuck a bunch college bitches. Your old friend.. Raul

red said...

Awesome! Congrats!

It won't be an easy transition, but you should do just fine. You strike me as the type to make it through just about anything you put your mind to.